
Concrete jungle. First night back in St. Louis, I had to satisfy my hunger for Ted Drewes with baby brother. Elliott also served me Lamb Kebab at Saleem's with Josh, Kyle and Mrs. Kyle (that's Erin to you, buster!):

Some things never change, but Josh's hair gets more feral every damn time I see him. The newlyweds are doing well, and clearly I need a tan.

My thought bubble: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! Going across the country gave me a very compelling and persuasive reason to drop in on Mike and the lovely Mrs Howell in Columbia.

I stayed in Wichita overnight with a cool dude from couchsurfing.com, but the rest of the Kansas, I'm sorry to say, smells and is just as bad as people warned me.

Thankfully, Colorado is as beautiful as Kansas is deserving of tornadoes. The incomparable Samwise welcomed me to his home in Durango. So far I've met his roommates Kevin, Jamie, and John, as well as other miscellaneous denizens of this Rockies gateway town. I enjoyed a tranquil/exausting 30-mile solo bike ride through the valley of the Animas river.

Colorado is spanish for "colored" which not only is totally racist but makes no sense, since wasn't everything in black and white back when it was named??